It pricks, it hurts, it cuts, it reddens,
Against stubble, we women take an action!
Convict, lazy, uncivilised are the tags,
Who appear to us like a reverse from riches to rags.
We deny favours, we seduce and rave,
In order to make men shave or crave.
French beard to side locks, all must go,
This is our pledge and our motto.
Razors and trimmers are our weapon,
Stubble cannot win, is our slogan.
We wax, we dress, we groom for you,
Least you could do it shave when it grew.
This is our message to all men across,
You will keep craving, till you shave it off!